What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
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