here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
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