Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
The alpacalypse.
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?
Alpaca suitcase.
I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but I was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.
I must have phoned Dial-a-Llama by mistake.
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama llama ding dong.
Who’s a llama’s favorite U.S. president?
Barack Ollama.
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?
Alpacalypse Now.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
Who’s a llama’s favorite pop singer?
Llama Del Ray.
What do you call a secret group of llamas?
The i-llama-nati.
What’s a llama’s favorite song?
Llama Chameleon.
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
“No spit, Sherlock.”
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
Llamanade.
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history?
Osama Bin Llama.
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