Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!