What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
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