When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
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