Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
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