What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
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