Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
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