What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
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