How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.