Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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