Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
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