Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
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