How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
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