Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong