Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.