What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
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