What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school.
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
Who granted the fish’s wish?
The fairy cod mother!
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of the school.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran?
A man o' war.
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
She wanted to make a fish stick!
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
Where do fish save their money?
In the river bank.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
‘I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!’
Whale, whale, whale…
If it isn’t a pod.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put the fish in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
Why are mice afraid of the water?
Because of catfish.
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
Why do fish not like computers?
Because they are worried about getting caught in the Inter-net.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
Do you know where you take a sick squid?
To the doctopus.
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
What fish like to fly?
Flying Fish
Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!