What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.