My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
What is an Italian’s favorite type of dog?
A ciao ciao.
Why was the skeleton afraid of the dog?
Because dogs love bones.
What do you call dogs who pay in the snow?
Slush puppies.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
What did the Golden Retriever say to the beautiful poodle?
You’re looking very fetching.
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pup-peroni.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
What do you call a dog that’s been left outside in the cold?
A chili dog.
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
How do fleas get from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it’s hard to run in a square.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a Greyhound.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
Why do Dachshunds nap in the sun?
Because they’re hot dogs.
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