What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?
A bud hound.
What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
Have you ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
Yeah, he rings a bell
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
When is the best time to paint a dog?
When they're asleep.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
Did you hear the story about a Golden Retriever who brought a ball back from miles away?
It was far-fetched.
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
What happens when you buy a dog from the blacksmith?
When he gets home he’ll make a bolt for the door.
Why don’t dogs bark at their feet?
It isn’t polite to talk back to your paw.
What type of dog can use a phone?
A dial-matian.
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
What kind of dog loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
What type of dog would be the best at portraying Tina Turner?
An Angela Bassett Hound.
What do a tree and a bog dog have in common?
They both have a lot of bark.
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it’s hard to run in a square.
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
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