What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pup-peroni.
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
Why was the skeleton afraid of the dog?
Because dogs love bones.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What is a dog’s ideal job?
A barkeologist.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
Where did the dog leave her car?
In the barking lot.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
What is a dog’s favorite brand of whiskey?
Jack Spaniels.
What happens when you buy a dog from the blacksmith?
When he gets home he’ll make a bolt for the door.
What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
My dog got a promotion.
She’s now a branch manager.
What kind of dog loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
What did the Golden Retriever say to the beautiful poodle?
You’re looking very fetching.
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
A pet-ticoat.
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppies.
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