What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
Why was the dog such a good storyteller?
Because he knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
What do you call dogs who pay in the snow?
Slush puppies.
What happens when you cross an Australian dog and a Beatle?
Dingo Starr.
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
Two dogs barking outside your window.
Why did the snowman name his dog ‘Frost’?
Because ‘Frost’ bites.
What did the puppy say to his mum?
I woof you.
What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
My dog went on his first date.
But she was a mal-TEASE.
What do a tree and a bog dog have in common?
They both have a lot of bark.
My dog has expensive taste in shoes.
So I got her some Jimmy Chews.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
What’s a dog’s favorite condiment?
Fetch-up.
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
What do dog scientists to with their bones?
They barium.
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
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