What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
What’s a dog’s favorite condiment?
Fetch-up.
What do you call a dog that sneezes?
Achoo-huahua.
What type of dog would be the best at portraying Tina Turner?
An Angela Bassett Hound.
Why did the snowman name his dog ‘Frost’?
Because ‘Frost’ bites.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
What do you call a dog from the Wild West?
Clint Eastwoof.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it’s hard to run in a square.
What do you call someone who always takes pictures of their dog?
A pup-arazzi.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
A pet-ticoat.
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
What breed of dog will laugh at any joke?
A Chi-ha-ha
My dog won’t get off the PlayStation He’s been playing Fi-fur all day.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
My dog loves poetry.
Especially William Shakes-paw.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
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