What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree.
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
Two dogs barking outside your window.
What do you call a sad pup?
A mellon collie
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
How do fleas get from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
Why are Dalmatians so bad at hiding?
Because they are always spotted.
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
What did Shakespeare say when he was angry with his Dalmatian?
Out, out, damned spot.
I asked my dog why he was having a bad day.
But all he said was “ruff”.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
What is a dog’s ideal job?
A barkeologist.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do dogs say when something cool happens?
Paw-some.
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
Why did the dog go to university? To get a pe-digree.
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppies.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?
A bud hound.
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