What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!