What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
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