What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
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