What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
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