What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
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