Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
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