Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
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