Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!