What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.