Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
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