Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
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