Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
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