What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
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