What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.