Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
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