Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
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