What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
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