Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.