What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
You and I make a deluxe combo.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
Join us for a slice of fun.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
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