Pizza, the food of champions (and ninja turtles)! This is where you'll find the funniest pizza puns online!

I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”

…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.