Pizza, the food of champions (and ninja turtles)! This is where you'll find the funniest pizza puns online!

What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
Join us for a slice of fun.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What pizza do dogs eat?
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.