Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”