What do you call a pickle doctor?
A dill pusher.
Where's a pickle's favorite place to go in London?
Pickle-dilly Square.
Why do gherkins giggle when you touch them?
They're pickle-ish.
What's a pickle's life philosophy?
Never a dill moment.
What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
Road dill.
What's the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
If you don't know, you ought to stop talking to your pickle!
What do you get when you cross a pickle with an alligator?
A crocodill.
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
Vlasic rock.
What's green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.
What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A tro-pickle fish.
What do you call a pickle lullaby?
A cucumber slumber number.
What's green and pecks on trees?
Woody Wood Pickle.
Why is the pickle container always open?
Because it's ajar.
What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
A hill-dilly.
If Santa made love to a pickle, what would they call their baby?
Claussen.
What's green and swims in the sea?
Moby Pickle.
What do you call a pickle you got at a cheap price?
A sweet dill.
Why shouldn't you shoot pool using a pickle?
Because you'll find the cue cumbersome.
Who's a pickle's favorite artist?
Salvador Dilli.
I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour.
The guy asked me for a sand wedge. I don't think he likes pickle.
What's a baby gherkin's favorite TV channel?
Pickleodeon.
I always get pickle and chutney mixed up.
It makes me chuckle.
Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
They're well-bread.
I've been feeling really down recently so I thought I'd cheer myself up by making a nice cheese and pickle sandwich.
But when I picked up the pickle jar, it said "reject if depressed", so now I'm off to take an overdose.
When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I'd had enough.
"Why don't you pickle someone your own size?" I shouted.
I've just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and I can't get it out.
I'm in a right pickle!
What's green and got two wheels?
A motorpickle.
What did the pickle say when he was told he was going in to a salad?
I relish the thought.
What's a pickle's favorite book?
To Dill A Mockingbird.
What did the arrogant pickle say?
I'm kind of a big dill.
What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
Dill'em in.
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