What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods. A hill-dilly.
What's green and wears a cape? Super Pickle.
What's a pickle's favorite book? To Dill A Mockingbird.
What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards? Dill'em in.
What's green and pecks on trees? Woody Wood Pickle.
What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road? Road dill.
What's green and swims in the sea? Moby Pickle.
Where's a pickle's favorite place to go in London? Pickle-dilly Square.
When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I'd had enough. "Why don't you pickle someone your own size?" I shouted.
I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour. The guy asked me for a sand wedge. I don't think he likes pickle.
What did the pickle say when he was told he was going in to a salad? I relish the thought.
What do you call a pickle lullaby? A cucumber slumber number.
What do you call a pickle you got at a cheap price? A sweet dill.
If Santa made love to a pickle, what would they call their baby? Claussen.
What's a baby gherkin's favorite TV channel? Pickleodeon.
Why do gherkins giggle when you touch them? They're pickle-ish.
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on? Vlasic rock.
I've been feeling really down recently so I thought I'd cheer myself up by making a nice cheese and pickle sandwich. But when I picked up the pickle jar, it said "reject if depressed", so now I'm off to take an overdose.
Why shouldn't you shoot pool using a pickle? Because you'll find the cue cumbersome.
What do you call a pickle doctor? A dill pusher.
What did the arrogant pickle say? I'm kind of a big dill.
Why is the pickle container always open? Because it's ajar.
What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium? A tro-pickle fish.
I've just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and I can't get it out. I'm in a right pickle!
What's green and got two wheels? A motorpickle.
Who's a pickle's favorite artist? Salvador Dilli.
What's the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist? If you don't know, you ought to stop talking to your pickle!
What's a pickle's life philosophy? Never a dill moment.
I always get pickle and chutney mixed up. It makes me chuckle.
What do you get when you cross a pickle with an alligator? A crocodill.
Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite? They're well-bread.