What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
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