Welcome to the sweetest puns we have! These Chocolate Puns will have you melting from the laughter!

What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.