Chocolate Puns

Welcome to the sweetest puns we have! These Chocolate Puns will have you melting from the laughter!

What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
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