What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
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