Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
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