How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
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