What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.