Welcome to the sweetest puns we have! These Chocolate Puns will have you melting from the laughter!

What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.