What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
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