What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
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