What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.