I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
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