Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
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