How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Mango.
Singular: One mango
Plural: Two menwent
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”