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Singular: One mango
Plural: Two menwent
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
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