What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
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