How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
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