How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!