Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
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