What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
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