What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
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