Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What are strange donuts made out of?
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Where was the first donut cooked?
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What do you call a cute donut?