Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
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