How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
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