What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.