What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
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