Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
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