What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
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