What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
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