What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.