Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
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