What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
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