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Happy Cake Day! Laughing at these is a piece of.. well, you know! Enjoy our Funniest Cake Puns!

What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
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