Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
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