What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
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