Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
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