What do horses like to put on their egg salad sandwiches?
MayoNAYS!
What did the priest say before he and his family ate their salad?
Lettuce pray.
What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing? Lettuce all smile.
What kind of salad do termites eat?
House salad
How do you kill a salad? You go for the carrot-id artery.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever.
So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
I was tossing all night.
What do bandages like to put on their salad?
A wound dressing.
What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?
KELP!
Excuse me waiter, I have a question about the house salad.
Does it come with window dressing?
Why was the salad late to the dinner party?
He was waiting for his wife to get dressing.
What’s that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?
Lettuce think about it.
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
This joke is like the time I slipped and fell into a salad.
Corny on the Cobb.
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
he dropped the beet.
Did you hear about the salad race the other day?
The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was ketchoping up...
What kind of fruit salad is most resistant to sunburn?
The kind with extra melon in.
I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers
He said he needed a ranch hand.
What does a priest put on his salad?
Lettuce spray.
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.
He thought the manager said “seize her salad”.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
What's in a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
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