How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
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