Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
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