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Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.