Ice Cream Puns

We could hear you screaming for ice cream... PUNS! Welcome to the best place for a sweet, ice cold, Ice Cream Puns!

What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy