A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
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