Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....