What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
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