I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
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