A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
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