My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
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