My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
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