When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
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