When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
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