On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
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