The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
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