The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
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