Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?
Gourdgeous.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
You don't know jack-o-lantern
You've really struck a gourd with me...
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
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