What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
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