A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Don't worry, bee happy!
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.