What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
If I ever find out the name of the surgeon who messed up my limb transplant, I’ll kill him…
With my bear hands.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.