Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!