What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
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