What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
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