Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.