What do you call a group of lions partying on ships in Gibraltar?
A strait pride parade.
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Sheep jokes are bad.
Really baaaaaaa-d.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee? Beehive yourself.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
When does a sloth go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What type of dog can use a phone?
A dial-matian.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
He's herd them all.
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
It got pissed off the first time.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"What?"
"You know, toucans."
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
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