Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
Because its head is so far from its body.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
Two flies were fighting on a toilet seat.
One got pissed.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
I think we should sea otter people.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
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