Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pup-peroni.
What do you call a fly with no Wings?
A walk.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
Why couldn't the squirrel eat the macadamia nut?
It was one tough nut to crack.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
What’s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?
Corn on the cobweb.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
My son wanted a pet spider but they're to expensive.
I told him I'll get him one off the web.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
How do you say farewell to a very optimistic insect?
Buoyant!
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
What did the bear say when he got a joke? He just bear-ly had a chuckle!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
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