I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
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