When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
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