What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
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