We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
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