Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
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