What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
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