What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
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