What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
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