What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
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