What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
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