What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.