What’s a whale’s favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea.
How do whales make a decision?
They flipper coin.
Whale, whale, whale …
If it isn’t a pod.
Which type of whale can fly?
Pilot whales.
Have you ever seen a fish cry?
No, but I’ve seen a whale blubber.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
What do polite whales always say?
You’re whale-come.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
What do whales like to chew?
Blubber gum.
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
Why can’t you screw with whales?
because they hump back.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
What’s a whale’s favorite movie?
The Humpback Of Notre Dame.
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
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