Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story...*
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.