Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
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