What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
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