Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
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