Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
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