Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
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