What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
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