What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
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