What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.