What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
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