Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.