If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
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