Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
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