I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.