I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
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