No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.